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Goop holiday gift guide3/11/2023 "We sell what we love and what we are looking for and what we want to buy and that might be a Stella McCartney skirt that's on the higher end of the price point range and it might be an $8 lip balm, it might be a $15 T-shirt. “I think in the beginning people thought that we were a really expensive website, but there is something at every price point," she added. The mom of two said, however, that Goop is for a range of readers. I think the most ridiculous thing is that there's a website selling solid gold dumbbells," she added with a laugh. "I think there's a trip to space or something in there. "Well, our gift guide is coming out on Thursday and this year we actually have a number of gift guides, but one of them is just called 'Ridiculous,'" she joked. 10, Paltrow and Goop CEO Lisa Gersh discussed their platform during a Q&A with Katie Couric called "The Business of Goop" in NYC, and Paltrow anticipated reaction from the masses. The Bubble Gum Gym is inspired by traditional outdoor playgrounds, but only if you have, as Goop says, “Rich Mom Energy.” Are we surprised? Not even a little.OTOS: Celebrity CEOs and entrepreneurs - read their advice Read article No, babe, we’re not joking.Ĭan you imagine being so cringe you’re going to bring your own airplane seat cover? I get that we’re all freaked out by germs, but you do not wanna be that person who’s holding up the onboarding process because you need to feng shui Alaska Airlines.įor the practical price of $55,000, you can turn your baby into a CrossFit kid. I’m living for this eighteen-karat yellow-gold wide-link chain with a diamond encrusted link that Goop suggests “forwarding to your significant other” for gift ideas. 18-Karat Yellow-Gold River Bracelet with Diamond Link, $25,700 Wanna spend $50 on 11 strawberries that are grown in a vertical farm by bees and AI robots? Wanna also throw us $50 on Venmo? Cool.Ĩ. Be honest, the only reason to turn your bestie into a psychic is to find out if Chris from accounting is ever gonna ask you out. Nothing says “holiday spirit” like gifting your loved one a psychic training and “journey to lightness” course. Psychic School with Deganit Nuur, $33.33 and up Call me old fashioned, but in my day we sent our friends a 12 pack of beer, not a 12 pack of frozen salmon.Ħ. It’s that some baby out there is going to own Hermès before I do. It’s not just the price tag for baby socks that offends me. Goop calls this vagina candle “a funny, beautifully unexpected scent.” Because that’s just what I want from my candle: to make my entire house smell like a brothel. But this acupuncture-inspired kit of “ear seeds,” (AKA tiny, twenty-four-karat gold-plated seeds that you place on your inner ear pressure points), turns your ears into True Religion jeans.ģ. Real subtle.Īcupuncture is a wonderful ancient Chinese medical practice. We love this virtual, six month module-based self-study program on personal sensuality that says, “you’re absolutely terrible in bed and I’ve had it.” Subtle. Goop is what happens when retail is inspired by a Frankenstein mix of Dr. Awakening the Pleasure Body Online Course, $399 Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2021 Goop Men’s Gift Guide is a slap in the exfoliated face, writes Vinay Menon. The Funniest Things In 2021’s Goop Gift Guide 1. Whether you want to peep this round up for a few LOLs, or are looking to be inspired for weird sh*t to gift your loved ones, here’s our favorite and craziest Goop recommendations of 2021. Who wants the same boring old stocking stuffers when you could opt for something truly iconic, like the ever-practical $10,500 Chanel sled? Or, why go to Michael’s when you could turn yourself into a sexy bow for $90? Titles like “ The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide” lead me to believe they’re in on the joke. The 2021 Goop Guide has arrived, and it delivers on being the most “WTF” collection of gift ideas you’ll likely find this year.
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